When I Was A Kid...

[Legendplayer]

Banksy : Manifesto

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness.

- Emo Philips

[JPetrillo]

True. haha

[Legendplayer]

It's very impious, but at the same time it's so true it's funny. every chuckle is sinful haha

[VA1N]

Emo Phillips is hilarious. His stand up is interesting to say the least. This is from the 80's, but he still does comedy. Still sounds exactly the same too.

[Legendplayer]

I didn't know he was a comedian. As a matter of fact, I thought Emo Philips was an Emo guy name Philips(surname)

[VA1N]

Originally Posted by Legendplayer

I didn't know he was a comedian. As a matter of fact, I thought Emo Philips was an Emo guy name Philips(surname)

Hahaha. Nice. Yeah, he's a comedian who's been in the business a while. His trademark is his voice and crazy actions on stage.