"Your too fat goto the zoo for an MRI"

[JayMac743]

from barstoolsports.com

Foxnews - When a 5-foot, 275-pound woman found out she had a tumor on her spine, she was told by her local hospital to go the zoo to have a MRI because a regular MRI machine could not hold her weight, myfoxkc.com reported. Carolyn Ragan told the television station she discovered the tumor two years ago and, after the hospital told her she could not use their MRI machine, a medical assistant said he would help her find a solution. “So he suggested the Kansas City Zoo,” Ragan said. “I thought, I know I’m big, but I’m not as big as an elephant. And my husband got mad.”

I hate to nitpick here, but when you are 5 feet tall and weigh 275 lbs and need to go to the Zoo to get an MRI, I do believe that puts you in elephas maximus category. (aka elephants) Sorry honey, but facts are facts. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

PICTURES HERE!!! Scroll down to the 2nd article...

[JPetrillo]

"go to the zoo lady..."

LMFAO that sucks for her haha